Sippin’ Cider Through a Straw

The cutest boy – I ever saw
Was sippin cider – through a straw
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I asked him if – he’d show me how
To sip that cider – through a straw
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He said of course – I’ll show you how
To sip that cider – through a straw
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So cheek to cheek – and jaw to jaw
We sipped that cider – through a straw
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Then all at once – that straw did slip
And we sipped cider – lip to lip
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That’s how I got – my mother-in-law
And 49 kids – that call me ‘Ma’
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The moral of – this story is
Don’t sip cider – SIP ROOTBEER!